"id date a fan" doesnt mean "id date a 12 year old who knows more about me than i do"
We have a frog and a pig
a rabbit and a promiscuously drawn woman
a donkey and a dragon
a shape shifting dog and a rainbow unicorn
and a warthog with a meerkat who raise a lion cub
But no one will ever accept the Bee Movie
I thought this was gonna be about gay couples but gee was I mistaken
what’s the difference between a lawyer and a mango? lots of things! i love to make jokes
Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?
i lost 10 followers already
why leak nudes of female celebrities that are private and personal when u can do the right thing and make hypermuscled edits of them to enjoy
friend-zoning guys is horrible. it is disgusting. funzone them instead. send them to a small childs park so they can cry with the other babies when they dont get what they want.
Why does toilet paper NEED a commercial? Who is not buying toilet paper?
"ur bra strap is showing" u say
children begin to scream
tears r streaming down my face
my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats
no one can ever kno i wear a bra